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Friday, April 10, 2009

11/4
Hello again.
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1) http://tamagotchiv55codes.blogspot.com You can go Google search: tamagotchiv55codes.blogspot.com

2) http://s-amantha-lah.blogspot.com (NOTE: you can go to her blog but don't write anything OR ELSE...)

3) http://mylittlesweetz.blogspot.com

4) http://fun-zhien.blogspot.com

5) http://superfun99.blogpot.com

6) http://yeechern.blogspot.com

Posted by: Stephanie

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Poem

11/4

OMG. My maid has left Singapore. I felt SO alone. I am so scared.... I scared that when she has left, I need to do all the things by myself. Later I lost things then BIG, DEAD Trouble.:

Time passes very fast,
My maid has to go home.Must.
I thought she stayed here a year,
Neverless it was so near,
To the end of the year.
I missed my maid quite a little,
Although she hates bitter.
I gave her a bracelet,
To keep as a memory.
I felt quite sad for her to leave me...
I was bored at home,
Nobody to play with.
My sisters just playing their comb,
That I give.
I have to wake up early,
Doing all the housework,
But that was good.
I gotta learnt how to do things too.
It was a good lesson for me.
I felt a feeling in my heart,
That I want to give a mug..
But is was too late..
Far too late...
It was a good feeling too,

To be independent.

Posted by: Stephanie

writtern @4:55 AM

April's Fool Day

Sunday, April 5, 2009

5/4

Time past so fast. Its April!1st of April lucky Mdm Susiela (dunno how to spell her name.) never come to class.
Mr See, our last year teacher come to 4D. When end of the day, he say to Li Jin :
"A! Li Jin!! behind you got something!!!"
"Huh?! Where?!Where?!" Li Jin said, feeling shocked.
"April's Fool Day!!Haha.." Mr See laughed.
".........." Li Jin mumbled.
We laughed...
Next,when dismisal time, Li Jin played a prank on Mr See:
" Mr See! Got BIRD SHIT on your shirt!!"
" Huh?! Where?!Where?!" Mr See said, looking for the BIRD SHIT.
"Hahaha... April's Fool day!!" Li Jin laughed.
We all laughed...
So funny!!!

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MORE JOKES!!!!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

7) Good Service
Customer: Waiter! There's a cockroach in my soup! And it's alive!
The waiter ran out of the kitchen holding a can of insecticide, sprayed at the cockroach in the soup and made sure it is dead before turning to the customer
Waiter: The cockroach is dead now, sir. Please enjoy your soup
Customer:!!!

8) New Calendar
Tommy: Can i have a new calendar for next year?
Mother: Yes, but what type do you want?
Tommy: The type with the most holidays.
Mother: ....

9) Parachuting
Parachutist: Sir,what happens if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: You pull the emergency cord and the spare will open.
Parachutist: What happens if my spare does not open too?
Instructor: Then you better pray and hope that it is only a dream.
Parachutist: ....

10) Clever Dog
Colin: My dog is so clever that it can say its own name.
Jenny: What's its name?
Collin: Woof
Jenny: ???

11) Nothing Inside
Leon: Mummy my stomach is aching.
Mother: Eat something. Your stomach is empty because it is empty. Put something in it and you will feel better.
Just then, Leon's father returned home from work.
Father: Leon, tell your mother that I am having a headache.
Leon: Dad, your head is empty because it is empty, put something inside and you will feel better.
Father: !!!

12) Breaking Bones
Bob came home with a bloody nose.
Mother: What happened to you, Bob?
Bob: I had a fight with Andy.
Mother: And he broke your nose? I am going to tell his mother.
Bob: Never mind, mum, I've already broken all his bones
Mother: !!!

GIVEN BY: YEE CHERN

Posted by: Stephanie

writtern @12:28 AM

JOKES!!!!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

21/3

1) Angel: I was lucky I wasn't born in Japan.
Peter: Why do you say that?
Angel: I can't speak japanese
Peter: ...
2) Father: Johny, you must learnt to give and take.
Johny:I know, Dad, I have just given Alex a punch on the face and taken all his money.
Dad:!!! (TITLE: A SACK OF POTATO)
3) Q: One Day, there are 3 prisoners.They brought along their tent in case they can escape.
Then,their wish came true. They escaped and soon some police officers noticed and search
for them. Finally they found them. A police officer then kicked the first tent and it reply
"Meow...Meow, " He thought it was a cat. Then he walk off. He kicked the second tent and
it reply"WOOF!!WOOF!!" he thought it was a dog and walk off, feeling scared. He kicked
the third tent but the third tent the person was hungry and do you know what does it reply?

Ans: Potato?

*4) 花店前。

阿德问小陈“什么是浪漫？”

小陈：明知道那个girl不爱你，你却还要送她99朵玫瑰

花，这样就是很浪漫。”

阿德：“那什么是浪费？”

小陈：“明知道那个girl很爱你，你却还要送她99朵玫瑰

花，这就是很浪费。”

阿德：“.....”

头脑体操站

*5) 破得好：Q:什么被打破了，每个人都欢呼较好？

Ans:比赛的纪录，例如，全国纪录，亚洲纪录，世界纪

录，奥运纪录等。

没时间

*6）大宝去看好朋友丽丽的话剧表演，然后，丽丽表演后，问大

宝：“昨天我的话剧

很精彩吧？”

大宝：不知道，我没看完就走了！”

丽丽：“为什么？”

大宝：“因为第一辑结束后，他们写上：“一年后。”我那里可以等到那么久？！我

还有别的事情要做！

丽丽：“......”

CREATED BY: YOUNG GERNERATION MAGAZINES
POSTED BY:STEPHANIE

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BOOKS

Thursday, March 19, 2009

19/3

Hellos,
WA, today my friend finally returned me the books I lend to her.
Then I got a present back with my books.
Lols.

~Stephanie

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